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2009-08-17 - On Our Next Episode . . .
2009-06-12 - RetroReflectionReaction
2009-04-13 - The Me Decade
2009-03-03 - Super Powered Sounds #3
2009-03-02 - Super Powered Sounds #2
2009-02-28 - Super Powered Sounds #1
2009-02-23 - Leave Your Mark
2009-02-22 - Badajoz is here to ROCK YOU!
2009-02-21 - Status Updates
2009-01-12 - Dunking In My Orbit
2008-09-28 - Insulated Fingertips
2008-08-28 - 30on30: Titular Musings
2008-08-28 - 30on30: 11 Streets
2008-08-28 - 30on30: Desert Dessert Island
2008-08-28 - 30on30: Shampooing The D's
2008-08-28 - 30on30: After Midnight
2008-08-28 - 30on30: Zach's Letter To The Corinthians
2008-08-28 - 30on30: Wait . . . I'm THIRTY?!
2008-07-10 - 109 In The Shade
2008-06-19 - Electric Charcoal Wafting Through
2008-05-23 - The Tippingest Of Points
2008-05-20 - Tall, Dark, And . . . Um . . .
2008-05-06 - The Sweet Smell Of Spring Spree
2008-04-24 - Bad Carma (An Accidental Anecdote)
2008-04-17 - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Thistles
2008-04-09 - The Trouble With Trannies
2008-04-07 - Twin Galaxies
2008-04-06 - Divorcing Spider-Man
2007-10-17 - 10 Songs Indelibly Stamped Upon My Cortex - #6
2007-10-16 - 10 Songs Indelibly Stamped Upon My Cortex - #5
2007-10-15 - 10 Songs Indelibly Stamped Upon My Cortex - #4
2007-10-12 - 10 Songs Indelibly Stamped Upon My Cortex - #3
2007-10-11 - 10 Songs Indelibly Stamped Upon My Cortex - #2
2007-10-10 - 10 Songs Indelibly Stamped Upon My Cortex - #1
2007-07-30 - Trivial Pursuits
2007-07-18 - This Is Summer (i)
2007-07-18 - This Is Summer (h)
2007-07-18 - This Is Summer (g)
2007-07-18 - This Is Summer (f)
2007-07-17 - This Is Summer (e)
2007-07-17 - This Is Summer (d)
2007-07-17 - This Is Summer (c)
2007-07-17 - This Is Summer (b)
2007-07-17 - This Is Summer (a)
2007-06-20 - Summer Fun Jumps The Gun ( Ha, "Jumps The Gun")
2007-06-08 - More Than Quarters, Less Than Baseballs
2007-06-06 - Blood
2007-05-28 - I Scream - You Scream, Part 3
2007-05-28 - I Scream - You Scream, Part 2
2007-05-28 - I Scream - You Scream, Part 1
2007-02-18 - Foreboding Foreshadowing Frippery
2007-02-16 - Is It Too Cold For Two Hoaxes?
2007-02-05 - Tiger-San Sick Of Fake ID Accusations
2007-01-18 - Quiz Show (The Non-1950's Fixed Kind)
2007-01-17 - Welcome To Cozytown
2007-01-04 - The Sherbet Enigma
2007-01-03 - Gerald Ford Will Never Know How Harry Potter Ends
2007-01-02 - Indiana Jones Is My Daddy
2007-01-01 - Throwing Out The Mold
2006-12-18 - Eating The Flesh Off The Bones Of Burl Ives
2006-12-02 - Sitting By The Dock Of The BBQ Sauce Bay
2006-11-15 - A Rhomboidal Irritation
2006-11-13 - Is Nice
2006-11-11 - Inevitably, Kim Deal Materializes
2006-09-17 - Tire Imprints In The Clover
2006-08-31 - An Assumption Of Canolis
2006-08-22 - Causing A Distraction
2006-08-20 - I'll Still Take The Mer-Man's Path
2006-07-31 - Loose Change
2006-04-10 - Nobody Likes Dessert Pizza - They Just Pretend
2006-03-27 - Dear Kenichi
2006-03-17 - Brushing My Teeth With Fabric Paint
2006-02-27 - My Art Deco Heart
2006-02-12 - To Live And Die In Market Basket
2006-01-30 - Picture Pages! Picture Pages!
2006-01-22 - These Aren't The Words You're Looking For
2005-12-01 - More Cheese Please!
2005-11-28 - Neosporin Pie
2005-11-19 - Incrementally Back To The Future
2005-11-16 - Pushing The Blender Buttons
2005-10-31 - 3 Babies And A Man
2005-10-25 - Not Nearly As Goofballs Driven As You'd Expect
2005-10-24 - Mashed Potato Fetish Fantasies
2005-10-17 - I Am Drinking Champagne Out Of A Coffee Cup
2005-10-16 - 35.5 / 35.5
2005-10-14 - Cold & Clammy Dopplegangers
2005-10-06 - Dear S &T #1: Thoraxian Skittle Camping
2005-09-20 - Trans-Atlantic Crisping For The Sake Of Science
2005-09-14 - 5 Anecdotes & No Funeral
2005-08-29 - Red & White Ethereal Umbilical Cords
2005-08-25 - Deep Fried Electromagnetic Spectrum
2005-08-24 - God Is In The Cough Drops
2005-08-23 - Just Floating Out There
2005-08-21 - Sabbath Soul Sandpaper
2005-07-31 - Sepia Decimals
2005-07-28 - Pop: Cicles, Pills, Pudding, And Cribs
2005-07-13 - Farming Out The Synapses - Part 2
2005-07-05 - Farming Out The Synapses - Part 1
2005-07-04 - Leaving The Nest: A Slice Of Mind
2005-06-14 - Leaving The Nest: Why Wake Up?
2005-06-13 - Leaving The Nest: A Sparkplug In My Brain
2005-05-23 - I Still Think I Did Vote For Chewbacca
2005-05-19 - Pam Minnick's Orchid Of Uncomfortableness
2005-05-10 - Homenaje A El Rey
2005-04-18 - Try Prying Ten Bucks From My Cold, Dead Fingers
2005-04-14 - Musicality In The Key Of Sox
2005-04-04 - Savor The Flavor
2005-03-28 - Happy Bicycle Testicle To Me!
2005-02-28 - Million Dollar Robie
2005-02-23 - The Freckles In Our Eyes Are Mirror Images
2005-02-21 - Because Nothing Says Fun Like Religion
2005-02-14 - Friend's Faux Fire Foibles
2005-02-13 - On The Same Page Of A Different Book
2005-02-08 - Lemon Diaper Wax
2005-02-06 - Come For The Flat Eric, Stay For The Cheese
2005-01-27 - I'm Unemployed And All I Got Was A Lousy T-Shirt
2005-01-14 - All G[r]ood Things Must Come To A [Fri]End
2005-01-09 - To All The 2004's I've Loved Before: Part 3
2005-01-09 - To All The 2004's I've Loved Before: Part 2
2005-01-07 - To All The 2004's I've Loved Before: Part 1
2004-12-31 - A Day In The Strife
2004-12-20 - Quinn's Quixotic Quotes
2004-12-13 - In The Immortal Words Of Stephanie Tanner . . .
2004-12-07 - (Accidentally) Take The Money And (Forget To) Run
2004-12-06 - But What About My Cous Cous?
2004-11-29 - Once You Go Black (Friday) You Never Go Back
2004-11-23 - Kinichiwa Kapler!
2004-11-18 - Do Glue Guns Work On Human Hair?
2004-11-16 - Falling Off The Puppet Wagon
2004-11-15 - Emotional Leftovers
2004-10-22 - B. Walden In: "Eating Crow! The Musical"
2004-10-20 - By The Power Of Hinemo . . .
2004-10-19 - He Be Not Man, He Be . . . Ortiz
2004-10-18 - I Stole Your Peanut M&M's
2004-10-08 - And On The Seventh Day, He Googled
2004-10-05 - The Lost Weekend, Part 2: "@ the G" No More
2004-10-05 - The Lost Weekend, Part 1: Moose Manipulation
2004-09-30 - The Vision, Fishwives, & Mrs. Mulcahey
2004-09-29 - Everyday I Write The Kanook
2004-09-17 - Schilling Willing To Make A Killing
2004-09-16 - Boxcar Mentor
2004-09-15 - The Little Things
2004-09-13 - A Meta-Textual Gong Show
2004-09-09 - Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure
2004-09-08 - Not The Same
2004-09-01 - An Armenian Tale
2004-08-17 - Who Needs Hemlock When You've Got Root Beer?
2004-08-16 - Julia Child Died For Your Sins
2004-08-11 - "Dear Zach, I Hate You." - Love, God
2004-08-05 - Jon & Chris's Rap For Ben
2004-08-04 - I Guess I Was Absent On Ribbon Passing Out Day
2004-07-26 - A Contingent Of Badgers
2004-07-25 - Heartbreak At The S.C. Corral
2004-07-16 - To Leave A Call Back Number, Press "Bite Me"
2004-07-14 - 1 Angry Calzone & 30,000 Spastic Sox Fans
2004-07-04 - Red White And Blue Ledbetter
2004-06-29 - Irish Transvestites Babysit Spider-Man
2004-06-25 - Thrice Cry Under The Moth
2004-06-20 - Bite Size Morsels: French Dodgeballing Werewolves
2004-06-20 - Bite Size Morsels: Weird Communal Pacts
2004-06-20 - Bite Size Morsels: Ketchup On Bagels Just Boggles
2004-06-20 - Bite Size Morsels: Growing Backwards Again
2004-05-29 - Interludes
2004-05-23 - Local On The 8's
2004-05-17 - 2 White Horses Fell In Mud, New Entry Came Out
2004-05-15 - Goateed Goaty McGoaterson Goads Goats
2004-05-06 - Finally - Floridian Fun: Part 2
2004-05-02 - Finally - Floridian Fun: Part 1
2004-04-07 - Stopping At The Crosswalk
2004-04-05 - Chicks Dig Scars . . . Right?
2004-03-24 - The Calm Before The Steak
2004-03-20 - Deja Vu All Over Again
2004-03-18 - Move Along Now - Nothing More To See
2004-03-14 - My Heart Is Leaking Motor Oil
2004-02-26 - Just Another Manic Sunday
2004-02-20 - Mordecai Takes To The Sky
2004-02-09 - Radio Silence For The Sake Of Thin Mints
2004-02-05 - Me Like Shiny Pretty Lombardi Trophy
2004-01-30 - This Entry Is Brought To You By The Letter B
2004-01-15 - Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Dynastar
2004-01-12 - Dem's Da Brakes
2003-12-21 - The Matriculation Of China Bear
2003-12-11 - The Silver Z Stands For Zanzibar
2003-12-02 - Tryptophanic Surprises
2003-11-23 - Swollen Spider Sacs Strike Sonambulists
2003-11-13 - Halloween In New York With Pictures . . . And Pizza
2003-10-28 - Love In The Time Of Impetigo
2003-10-26 - Wonky Has Left The Building
2003-10-23 - Don't Buy The Baseball, It'll Only Break Your Heart
2003-10-06 - For The Love Of Johnny Damon - COWBOY UP!
2003-09-19 - Voicemail Vixens Vex Voles
2003-09-16 - Cleaning Up All The Vomit
2003-09-07 - I Could Go For Some Pizza
2003-08-28 - 88 Lines About 44 11's
2003-08-18 - I Poked Myself In The Eye And It Hurt
2003-08-12 - Fuck The Unicorns!
2003-07-22 - A Fireside Chat With The People's Champion
2003-07-13 - The One Where I Don't Deliver The Goods
2003-06-27 - Welcome To The Ammo Dump!
2003-06-24 - I Threw A Dolphin In The Fire
2003-06-12 - 11 Years Later, The Car's Brakes Hiccup
2003-06-08 - I Had A Cheeseburger For Breakfast
2003-06-06 - Sometimes They Stab
2003-05-23 - Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!
2003-05-07 - Mutants: Of Movies, Mountains & Man-children!
2003-05-01 - Willard Scott, Eat Your Heart Out!
2003-04-23 - Now, When I Worked At The 99 . . .
2003-04-10 - Anatomy Of An International Incident
2003-04-07 - She's The Sheriff!
2003-03-31 - . . . And Out Like A Llama!
2003-03-27 - Spaghetti Pie Is No Good Cold
2003-03-25 - Naughty Stingray Puppet Goes Cosmic Bowling
2003-03-22 - Oh Friend, That Old Brooklyn Chestnut!
2003-03-12 - Damn You Chef Chen Kenichi
2003-03-10 - And Now For Something Completely Different
2003-03-04 - The Ghost Of Fred Rogers
2003-02-25 - The One That Ends With A Bunch Of Bottlecaps
2003-02-19 - Madame Defarge Takes The Low Road
2003-02-16 - Oh I'm Singin' The "I Miss Channel 24 Blues"
2003-02-11 - I Promise Not To Use "Flying Buttress" In The Title
2003-01-31 - Arts Alive In '85!
2003-01-29 - Rich Presher Will Not Buy Your CD
2003-01-15 - Yup - More Flying Fighting Space Ostriches
2003-01-09 - Virginia C. Beecher Is My Bitch!
2003-01-05 - You're A Libra Aren't Ya Darlin'?
2002-12-17 - You Just Can't Keep A Good Count Comfit Down!
2002-12-06 - An Ode To Merrylegs
2002-12-03 - What's The Deal With All These Fucking Cranberries?
2002-11-25 - I Never Saw Another Butterfly
2002-11-18 - Dan Hole Pond, We Hardly Knew Ye
2002-11-12 - 75 Stinkbugs Muck Up My Plans. . .
2002-11-10 - More Entries About Buildings And Food
2002-11-06 - Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Burr.
2002-10-26 - Psychedelic Spelunking!
2002-10-21 - Are You There God? It's Me, Leatherface
2002-10-15 - Je Deteste Les Narcotique, Mais J'adore Les Moe's
2002-10-10 - I Have This . . . "Friend" Who's Addicted To Vicodin
2002-10-03 - A Very Merry Unbirthday For Me!
2002-09-21 - How Do You Say "Sucker" in Sign Language?
2002-09-17 - Robots On Painkillers Invade Sin City!
2002-09-15 - Stuck Inside Of Laconia With The Dental Blues Again
2002-09-10 - Code Blue Nurse Lockhart - Code Blue
2002-09-09 - Whenever I Get Drunk I Lose My Watch
2002-09-04 - Losing My Stomach Lining And Other Short Stories
2002-09-01 - "I Hate It When I Sit On Me!"
2002-08-27 - Goin' Back To Hampi
2002-08-26 - Gamblor Strikes Again!
2002-08-21 - Mormania: Part 2
2002-08-21 - Mormania: Part 1
2002-08-20 - Shenani-goats!
2002-08-19 - Fireworks & Cheese!
2002-08-17 - Holy Toledo Does Ohio Suck!
2002-08-16 - . . . Or Bust!
2002-08-13 - Orange Car: The Musical!
2002-08-07 - Maine Moxie . . . I Hate Moxie.
2002-07-31 - Lice, Spiders, Earwigs & Popsicles
2002-07-28 - 1st - Coco, 2nd - Pura, 3rd - Polar, 4th - Me
2002-07-23 - Spider-Cow!
2002-07-18 - This Mission's Not Over Until I Say It's Over!
2002-07-12 - One Month Later . . .
2002-07-05 - I'll "Heat Index" You!
2002-06-28 - Can I Borrow A Feeling?
2002-06-21 - Summer Solstice Was My Best Food
2002-06-17 - From Lilac To Beech To Birchwood And Back!
2002-06-12 - Bent, Burnt, & Broken (And Pepe For Good Measure)
2002-06-06 - Waterlogged Au Natural
2002-06-03 - Short Hair, Kalamata Olives & Adventure By Gaslight!
2002-05-30 - Pizza, Hells Angels, & Old Skool Nickelodeon
2002-05-27 - Spider-Man/Swedish Fish/Sticky Fingered Sea Cows!
2002-05-26 - Cheap Joke About Jason Giambi
2002-05-24 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Dutch Boy
2002-05-21 - Smallpox Simperings And Other Salubrious Situations
2002-05-15 - The Phantasmagorical Scorpion Tank
2002-05-12 - Just Like Tiger Woods
2002-05-09 - Brian Daubach Wants To Eat Your Children
2002-05-08 - The Funktagious Turkey
2002-05-06 - Super Happy Fun Time Wedding Weekend Package
2002-05-03 - God, Don't Let A Piano Crush Me Before 10:30 AM
2002-05-02 - Vitamin Spidey-berry
2002-05-01 - A Parallel In Pictures
2002-04-29 - Animated Ovaries
2002-04-28 - A Skeleton Dancing A Jig
2002-04-27 - Green Turtle Shell On That Ass!
2002-04-24 - Bless Me Bagpipes!
2002-04-23 - Glow-In-The-Dark Spider-Man Tattoos
2002-04-22 - Ninja-Style Revenge!
2002-04-21 - Wayward Urine Sample
2002-04-21 - Macca's Back!
2002-04-18 - Hermaphroamphibians
2002-04-18 - Spina Bifida
2002-04-16 - Jacuzzi Suit
2002-04-15 - Lesbian Canoe Camp
2002-04-15 - Snigglefrix
2002-04-14 - The Best Bachelor Party I Never Went To
2002-04-12 - Chinesetown
2002-04-11 - Satan's Whore
2002-04-10 - (Don't Touch) Killing Poison!
2002-04-10 - Box of Rain
2002-04-09 - Lunchables & The Holocaust Tunnel
2002-04-08 - Study Break . . .Kind Of
2002-04-08 - Ken Griffey Jr. & Annalee R.I.P.
2002-04-08 - Stupid Selfish Columbine
2002-04-08 - Toothache
2002-04-07 - To the Bee-mobile!

 

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