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beth - 2006-02-13 11:53:50
Jeez you hate the "HannafordS" people as much as Ryans hates the "expresso" people. I can't join the club due to the fact that I thought that people were "goating me" for years. I also want to share with you something Ryan said to me the other night..."I need to reduce my farm animals by 62% and up my chicks with dicks 104%" This was said to me earnestly and with purpose...Whats up with you creative types? Um, just wondering when you can get the next issue of Y? love, shakes the barber
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Distraction Bear - 2006-02-13 19:22:34
Friend, I think I'm your distraction, as of late anyway. And I'm pretty good at it. You could have been doing all sorts of things yesterday that were far more productive than drinking beer, watching Lost and taking naps. And to think all I had to do is mention pizza or bagel bites. Or maybe you are my distraction. Yea, that's a definite. For two weekends in a row I have cut off all contact to the outside world to catch up on Lost. And I'm not blaming you for that. I'm applauding you. Wouldn't it be funny if you and I were someone's distraction? Like we are walking down the street after having some burritos and you are in your bunny fur hat and I am covered head to toe in nacho cheese sauce and someone thinks "Wow, they do look like they appreciate each others company." When reality you are plotting ways to kill me because I pointed out the waiter wrote grituity instead of gratuity. Just reminding is all. I stand by my cookie boob comment. I would like to submit that to found porn. But it pretty much is porn and I feel like it needs to be a little more subtle then two gingerbread cookies participating in the reverse cowgirl to be included in a men's magazine. Or have I grossly overestimated Stuff's tact level? Don't you dare be upset about that Greek Sausage. It was delicious despite being cold. Three cheers for the Greeks, their sausage, and their invention of the Olympic games. Well not really. Torino is lame. I only watch it for B.C. That's Bob Costa for the layperson. It's funny you should mention Market Basket. 1.) It seemed like quite a tangent. 2.) Someone I worked with refused to go there because they said the floors were covered/made of sawdust. She was going there to buy Lean Cuisines which I found funny. This is funny because they are frozen and probably wouldn't be ever be affected by the sawdust floors. And since I have never actually tried one (I try to stick to a rigid Lard Vittles diet) I can only assume that Lean Cuisines taste similiar to cardboard/sawdust. It doesn't really matter. I go to Fresh Market. The prices are high, the produce is prismatic, and their uniforms consist of a black and white striped apron...so they look like zebras! Hannafords. Doesn't bother me 1/2 as much as when my mom says Japanese or Chinese. Pronounced Jap-a-niece or Chi-niece. I tie her up and stick bamboo shoots under her nails until she says it right and then she gets one spring roll as a treat. No Beef Teriyaki sticks though. She hasn't earned that right yet. Ok so anyway, I just want to put this out there...you are my friend. You always will be. You have a nice neck. Accentuated by your ever growing duck butt. T.O.D.B I don't even care that your entries have turned a little dark and crazy. I live for it. Because I know that I am still on your good side and will be your friend no matter what happens. To prove this: I hung out with a very drunk Peter for a few hours on Saturday night listening to tales of beer festivals, meeting Dan Koppen's brother, and the proverbial "others." (Peter if you are reading this: Hey! Just kidding. It's more for show than for realsies. I had fun hanging out with you.) So keep on keepin on Frond. I like your style.
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Aly - 2006-02-13 20:59:13
Friend...for A. I loved the whole episode about the three grocery stores. It is sooo true. I was told once by a wise woman that you can find a date shopping at Shaw's because you know they have money, and you can look into their eating habits...I've never tried it, but that's because 1 I don't go to shaw's and 2. I'm terrified of people. I think you know your grocery stores very well. But...I'm sorry to report that if you are from Maine, which I am, I am going to say Hannafords, the Walmarts, and Anyways....it's just in my blood. I apologize for this ahead of time and for all the times before. B. I think we were thinking alike today because my blog on MySpace was totally ranting and raving about people and their bullshit...and the whole people think they know you from reading shit...blah blah, well, just saying I enjoyed this part because it was the Zach version of my thoughts. Now if you could show me "this way" I would be much appreciative...thank you and goodnight. ps.there was probably more because I had things to say about every paragraph, but unless I comment as I go, I forget so I will tell you my thoughts at a later date and or time or both or something!
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beth - 2006-02-14 08:51:41
hey distraction bear! glad to see you're working the program.I hope you're doing all of these things in the reclining position or with a blanket near by. thanks for sponsoring Zach, he's really getting it!
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