Comments:

brocky - 2006-01-30 09:06:45
it's just a jump to the left . . .
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friend/you - 2006-01-30 13:13:12
I think I'm safe and then sometimes I fall asleep during movies, am a bad drink host, and suggest getting mac & cheese wedges when none are available for purchase/consumption. I don't think I'm any of the you's listed since you specifically told me that you could always count on me to not change sides and all that, but I'm still paranoid like brocky. I told her that you do this for your entertainment even though we know we are safe because you like starting shit with us, but who knows. Either way I apologize for lying and saying I was awake during Broken Flowers when clearly I was in La La Land.
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Ben - 2006-01-30 19:09:48
I'm glad to see Happy Zach back. I missed Happy Zach. -LC
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A safe example - 2006-01-30 19:44:01
Keeley resents being refered to as "fat and gristle", for the record.
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Z$ - 2006-01-30 20:56:56
Lt. Comm., everyone is going to have a coronary if they think you are Ben W. and not, in actuality, Ben C. Hell, I almost had hot flashes and I KNEW you were Trekkie Ben and not Engineery Ben. By the way - I am NOT Happy Zach. My mentor J. Bristow doesn't believe in "Happy" and therefore, neither do I. But we are very much into "ruthlessness", "moral gray areas", and "bad-assitude". Please note this for future comment making. Thank you.
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beth - 2006-01-31 14:59:03
i am typically paranoid due to my medication but for some reason i read the lying paragraph and knew that it was not about me, also being typically paranoid about my own phyisical "fat and gristle" I am sure that i dont need to be metaphorically cut, nor did the mention of fat make me put down my salami sandwhich. I feel no reason to lie to you zach or feel embarrassed of you because I have told you/done the most horrifying/embarrassing things and you seem to be on the same page with me as far as chopping it up to a great anecdote or a reason for future self improvement. boring people are probally dumb anyhow. so fuck it!
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Left Coast Larry - 2006-01-31 15:47:42
If I embarrassed easily, then I would probably be embarrassed by you on a regular basis and it would be tough for us to be friends, even on a part-time or recreationally intoxicated basis. But since we both know, that I am completely devoid, nay my entire being & life force, are completely devoid of any notion of embarrassment, whether it be from my own actions or those of others, that must be talking about those self-conscious philistines who had esprit bags and diadora sneakers back on the first day of school at MMS and not yours truly. As a final testament, to my unembarrassment, I shall write the things that filter through my utterly vulger mind and normally turn the pluckiest peacock peeked, and without further a do - dildo, scrotum, cunt, twat, vaginal warts, anal leakage, cum guzzling cum dumpsters, anal ogre beads, tahitian tongue darts, roast beef lips, taint, hairy beaver muffs, TJ donkey show, douchebag, touch hole, brown starfish, a love train down the inverted chocolate highway, a hot enchilada with pickle sauce rubbed up and down a donkeys leg until he can't stand it anymore!!! WITH A BULLETT! I can't make this more clear - ice runs through these veins, as the rest of you'se become flush with embarressment - fuck em.
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Hal-y - 2006-02-03 22:22:06
hahahahahahah......way up there in this jungle of comments you called yourself Z$ -that means Z money!!! hahahahah I'm totally telling B Rog (ps friend -I think you succeeded in getting a plethora of comments this time -didn't know I knew such complex vocab words such as plethora didya didya!)
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The Mighty Eskimo - 2006-02-06 21:18:35
My life is complete. I caused a chain of events that resulted in Hayley being located on the same page as the words (courtesy of Jimbo): "vaginal warts", "TJ Donkey Show" & "anal leakage". Have at it Google! Have at it!
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Hal-y - 2006-02-07 20:18:57
one word friend....ew (well, I suppose that is only a quasi-word but still) ha ha I said quasi
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