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Peter - 2005-10-17 09:56:46
Will you jump off of the Salmon Falls River Bridge?
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Catfish - 2005-10-17 17:12:46
I don't know why I got that nickname or where it came from, but I *heart* that shit way more than I did headboard. Catfish is mysterious and would be a great CB radio/trucker name. "Catfish this is Fowl Balls I'm on 95 North headed for Maine. Traffic's heavy. Over." Or something to that effect. Plus I could wear my Ashton Kutcher trucker hat that would make me ten times cooler with the dudes. As for the entry, I love that at some point we will actually be able to read the part where your brain snaps and you go completely B.S.I from working so much. It's coming soon, I can feel it. But the entries are funny, if not funnier because of your shitty work situation. Can I be the Shah of Kittery? People respect me in this town for my fairness, my full set of teeth, and my ability to eat calzones and drink beers with the best of them. Just gently pushing the vote is all. I say let your hair grow out. It's probably second on the list of things chicks dig right behind scars. My vote is grow it out and shave the pushbroom, but keep the beard. Beards are good for catching crumbs or so Junior Varsity has told me.
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Prem Purtle - 2005-10-17 20:54:21
(a) Unless you were trying to disguise who you were talking about it's the Shah of Eliot (one L one T), and if you WERE trying to disguise it - OOPS! My bad! Kanner out of the bag (and I know how much he prefers to be IN the bag). (2) Capitalize Dixie, damnit! This is 4th grade English for crimminy sakes! (c) It's neither gold nor land, it's a Diamond Mine, duh. (4) As funny as this entry was, even for its brevity, you might want to let Catfish take over for an episode or two. She really got me with the Fowl Balls/CB radio thing. Tho I, too am eagerly awaiting the brain snapping guano, so don't let her take over too much.
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Z - 2005-10-17 21:41:40
Good lord. Ok, 1 - I fixed it so it says Eliot now, not Elliot. Yeah, I was SO trying to disguise it. Since I've done SUCH a good job of disguise thus far. 2 - GOD, Dixie is now capitalized. You fuckin' confederate grammar nazi. 3 - You probably wish I just used a capital "N" for nazi. Well I won't. 4 - Maybe Catfish should take over for a bit. I have a feeling I'll be taking sick leave shortly anyway. As while I write this it feels like fucking psychotropic gremlins are chiseling off my face with a rusty spork. 5 - I am glad that I haven't yet lost my grip on reality.
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