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brocky - 2005-09-14 08:38:38
um . . . perhaps the hesitation you got from former employer was due to a certain journacular website? no? (I doubt it's been found but you might want to go back and check it for fireable offences.) I was all laughappy with this entry - can't get enough of condom craziness, pine martins, meanness to little kids, and nutty nannies talking about "based on true story" penguins - until I hit the awkwardly depressing last anecdote. Now I'm blech. And the weather is already blech. And I have to go do blech stuff. So thanks for adding to my blech day.
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Hayley - 2005-09-14 09:09:02
I can't believe you didn't tell me you're working at the wallakers again!!! You told me about secret crash! So how did you forget to mention that!?! I get off work at five sat. so I will come visit you. Bye friend!
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elizabeth e - 2005-09-14 09:41:43
okay, i'll have to agree with the first commenteur--- ha ha- ha -ha -heee hee CRY. atleast your doing some really good writing based on the said events. does "everything happens for a reason" make you want to throw up yet? Okay-- the duck calls is hi-larious, too bad you don't smoke weed. SIDE NOTE *** ryan and I have to work at the science center next week and the PR lady was like "bob cats-- fun" woodducks -- fun" I feel like condom boy and i need to have a talk-- i mean if he's old enough to get laid he's old enough to look laurette behind the counter at rite aid in her good eye when purchasing them.... OKAY-at this point i have illustrated that your nanna and I could have a stimulating and coherent coversation....gotta go b
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They call me Launchpad, Launchpad McQuack - 2005-09-16 17:39:37
Random Thoughts From The Left Coast: (1)The only thing funnier than you arguing with a six year old and finally ridding yourself of him, by the tried and true Jeff O'Shea method of reverse psycholgy (aka "I'll race ya") is me picturing you at Quackity Duck Day or whatever the fuck its called wearing a full on rubber ducky yellow slicker (you know, the pants and the jacket snapped up to you chin whilst your eyes are protected from the rain by that little bill on the hood, thus sealing the deal fo you actually looking like a human-sixe ducky) standing in the rain arguing with a six year old that he is not Scrooge McDuck and after he runs away, you saying, with awhimper, "I'm Scrooge McDuck ... sniff, sniff. (2)OK, so if you think your old enough to use 'em, you need to be growd-up enough to buy 'em and that's that. And the only thing better than you getting tons of free sex packets, though not of the digital Underground variety, is me and Mike lennon signing Super-Jew Jonny Miller up for a free Bible from Reggie White's church. Do you remember those commercials? The ones, where Reggie White would tell you all about how God could help you make your life better and if you called toll free for his book "Power For Living" you could get on the path to godliness right away, only to have his message undermined by his own inarticulance - I mean, the guy sounded like boxer that just the shit kicked out of him by a young Mike Tyson praising God for his win - so, so, sad. (3)(Side note: Flashes of one D. Ray, telling us for the umpteenth time, "you need three good reasons" - giant skeleton fingers flashing at me in 3-D) I didn't even have a third point, but it was so beat into my head to have one, that hear it is. It makes me sad that you and Ben are at such odds, I mean, kid moves across the country, stays for a couple of years and his whole world is falling apart, Chicken Little. That bit of your entry has that kind of pointed tension that the "The Ice Storm" had; like in that part, where the kid is jumping up and down, on the super-precariously ice covered diving board. You just know something awful is about to happen. That's how that made me feel - sad and scared. P.S. - I couldn't have a fourth point b/c I would be vioulating D. Ray's rule, but did you see Macenzie's grandpa on the David Sapde show last night? He held up a doobie and said he got a BJ at a Stones show - that's some funny-motherfuckin' shit and, I've met the guy. I'm so star struck; the LA Lakers, Theo from Road Rules, and now this.
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