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The Anti-Zack Fan Club - 2004-01-13 18:43:40
I completely concur with Zack on this one...Andrea and her damn free movie tickets have to be stopped! Geezus. And Craig Sanville too. I hate him. Oh, wait. Maybe it's Heidi Sanville that I hate. Yeah, I hate him too....
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Jesus...or was I Judas? - 2004-01-13 19:04:31
Seriously, that entry has it goin on. You know what else has it goin on? Stacy's mom. Just sayin is all...I'm happy that my quote about coffee and cat urine made the cut. I'm also happy that you only included part of the quote and not what I said about what coffee does to the rest of my excretory system. Oooooh...have I said to much? I think it's excretory anyway, though I wish it was endocrine cuz then I could say pituitary and gonads. I'm getting side tracked. I liked the entry. In fact, if I were so inclined, I would give it an A+ for comedy and say something along the lines of "Good One Beth!!!" I liked the reference to a certain imaginary friend of the Hinemo variety. I did not like the visual imagery of Magnum and Fletcher and their wall breaking quadruple orgasmic intercourse. That level of foulness/hilarity is rivaled only by your comment (not in this entry) of FT's vulva having more get-up-and-go than the sack of boobs and forehead known as Coral. I was sad you didn't expand on Cliff's trippy dream to include the part where he gives birth to an enormous hero/grinder. Though I'm against eating something you just gave birth to, both heros and placentas alike , I loved that episode of The Cosby Show. So what was your New Year's resolution? I hope to God it was to write more laughs-per-paragraph entries like this and not to eat less carbs and sugars like Andrea "No Crackers" Brockelman. My resolution was to learn more about the wonders of Dottie's "raw backside" and to get people to call me Baby, shake my maracas like God intended me to do, and have the time of my life a la the Ultimate Dirty Dancing DVD someone gave me for Christmas. Ok, this "comment" has turned into a mini entry...all I have left to say is that I was one of the ones that voted for BBQ sauce all over my face and I stand by my decision due to the sheer foulness of said choice. Looking back I may have picked the Pats winning the Superbowl, but I thought that would be the obvious choice...how wrong I was.
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